American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:L White text reads "Man who

White text reads "Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything" beside a red circle framing a black ink-brush bonsai tree silhouette with gold and red kanji

Half the people who see it will make immediate knowing eye contact with you

even if it's just patriotism in varsity lettering

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American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Muscle Tank Size:L White text reads "Man whoPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."