Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt racine Punxsutawney already trusts a rodent

Punxsutawney already trusts a rodent in formal wear to predict the weather

Pteranodons dodging meteors during a mass extinction event really only had one word for it

A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid-throw gripping a football

Distressed white script text reads "Merle's" at the top

where it was rebranded as the New York Bulldogs

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Long Sleeve T-Shirt racine Punxsutawney already trusts a rodentGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A