It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly High-contrast white stencil portrait depicts

High-contrast white stencil portrait depicts an older man with round glasses

" separated from the lower zone by a horizontal double-line divider in red and blue stripes

Somewhere a Members Only jacket just unzipped itself out of respect

a minimalist cyan outline illustration of Kevin Flynn riding a light cycle in side profile

Bowling lanes like this one were where Chicago's working families gathered after long shifts

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Kelly High-contrast white stencil portrait depictsRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &