4th of July Bigfoot - Unisex T-Shirt witchita Sloths operate at a speed

Sloths operate at a speed that makes glacial erosion look like a competitive sport

Red parenthetical text reads "(HOME OF THE HABIT-FORMING SPARERIBS)" to the right

"London" appears at the top in a serif font

flanked by green music notes

Every guy at a barbecue has ranked the trees in his yard by privacy and drainage

4th of July Bigfoot - Unisex T-Shirt witchita Sloths operate at a speedBigfoot finally left the woods and his first stop was apparently a fireworks tent and a flag store. Dressing Sasquatch in stars and stripes feels less like a joke and more like documenting something already happening in every rural county. The Details: Brown cartoon Bigfoot in the classic Patterson Gimlin stride wears a red, white, and blue striped Uncle Sam top hat and a stars and stripes tank top. One hand grips a lit sparkler while the other