Kamana Wanna Lei A Cocktail Lounge - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Inspired by Gremlins

Inspired by Gremlins

chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest

Black script text reads "Allentown" above large black cursive text reading "Peanuts

Purgatory with snow deserves its own lodge gift shop clearance bin

Distressed white hand-lettered italic script reads "Screws Fall Out All The Time" in a stacked

Kamana Wanna Lei A Cocktail Lounge - Unisex T-Shirt Size:XL Inspired by GremlinsNaming a cocktail lounge so people accidentally proposition strangers out loud is the greatest linguistic terrorism since "Pen Island" got a website. The tiki branding exists purely as plausible deniability for a joke your mouth commits before your brain can object. The Details: Bold blue arched serif text reads "KAMANA WANNA LELA" with "COCKTAIL LOUNGE" in smaller green serif type to the right. A distressed green vintage illustration depicts a hula