Yeah, Sure I'll Just Feed All You Fuckers - Unisex T-Shirt 00s Palm trees wrapped in Christmas

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

Somewhere a liberal arts major just felt a chill

A decorative gold chain graphic and a golden-yellow bicycle illustration sit beside distressed white block text reading "WHAT BIKE

A vintage hand-drawn white illustration of Santa Claus's face sits below

Pee-wee Herman leaps mid-air in the background in a gray suit

Yeah, Sure I'll Just Feed All You Fuckers - Unisex T-Shirt 00s Palm trees wrapped in ChristmasCooking for a crowd requires the dead eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago. The cookbook is just a prop now, because resentment seasons everything from memory. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "Yeah, Sure" above a halftone style 1950s housewife illustration rendered in white, depicting a woman in a polka dot dress and apron stirring a steaming pot while holding a book labeled "Cook Book." Bold white uppercase