You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Nobody ordered the philosophy

Nobody ordered the philosophy

Grabbing your crotch in an Albuquerque parking garage is just saying my name with choreography

Some restaurants feed you a meal

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and at this point nobody ever will

You Should See The Size of My Sack - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Nobody ordered the philosophySanta hauling a box twice his size is just plausible deniability for the oldest locker room brag in holiday history. One second of squinting at the text and suddenly everybody at the party needs a much larger glass of wine. The Details: A vintage hand drawn illustration in red depicts Santa Claus struggling to carry a comically oversized wrapped gift box topped with a bow, rendered with weathered screen print texture. Distressed red block text below