Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jefferson city perfectly synchronized smiles

perfectly synchronized smiles

Arched distressed black text reads "BAKERSFIELD" above a vintage cartoon bee mascot swinging a bat

head in hand

nothing beats a good cheesecake and some well-timed sarcasm

Jefferson City's Convicts joined the Missouri Valley League in 1902

Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt jefferson city perfectly synchronized smilesTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads