The Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_bttf with "Bowl" in white script

with "Bowl" in white script to the right

A posterized illustration depicts a Wonka-Terminator mashup

framed by gray rectangular border segments

They call it Scranton

" and "Red River Valley League" surrounding the character

The Philosoraptor - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_bttf with "Bowl" in white scriptPhilosoraptor spent 66 million years dead and still asks better questions than most people with a podcast. The toga is doing a lot of work hiding those disemboweling claws, but honestly, so did Socrates' reputation. The Details: A painterly bust portrait depicts a velociraptor wearing a white draped toga and green laurel wreath, gazing upward with mouth closed, rendered in warm earth tones. Below, golden olive serif text reading "PHILOSORAPTOR" sits