Old Age Mutant Mitch McConnell Long Sleeve Tee lewis & clarke and Jerry Brown

and Jerry Brown

• Maximum weight limit: 30 lbs (13

but in long sleeves

" at the Second Virginia Convention on March 23

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Old Age Mutant Mitch McConnell Long Sleeve Tee lewis & clarke and Jerry BrownOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. 100%