Thunder Buddies for Life - Unisex Hoodie funny holding a brick-sized 90s phone

holding a brick-sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear

A vintage comic-style illustration depicts a male action figure crawling on all fours in a white tank top and red Santa hat

brown disheveled hair

followed by "IS A" on the second line

and a very permanent extraction

Thunder Buddies for Life - Unisex Hoodie funny holding a brick-sized 90s phoneSwearing a blood oath over thunder with your sentient teddy bear is the kind of childhood pact that absolutely should not survive into your thirties. John and Ted proved dysfunction is just loyalty with worse coping skills. Inspired by Ted. The Details: Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center, flanked by yellow lightning bolts and scattered blue raindrops. Large distressed white decorative script reads "Thunder Buddies" across the center. White