I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL " followed by a descending

" followed by a descending list of firework names in varying sizes

standing right across from Canter's in the heart of Los Angeles

" Curved serif text at the bottom reads "Songs of Salvation to Salve the Soul

and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame

Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering

I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL " followed by a descendingPerformative helplessness around a turkey is a skill refined over decades, passed down like a family heirloom nobody asked for. Asking "need any help?" once and accepting no is basically a recipe at this point. The Details: Bold black block text reads "I COOK MY TURKEY THE OLD FASHIONED WAY" above and around a vintage hand drawn illustration of a roasted turkey on a platter in reddish brown tones with dark green herb garnishes. Orange text in