The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal " next to Billy Ray

" next to Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolor striped sweater

Catching the glow is a terrible foundation for a business license

" "HOMECOMING

above a portrait of Brad Hamilton in a paper hat and red fast food uniform

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

The Spirit of '76 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Royal " next to Billy RayBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen