How About Some Rum Pa Rum Pa Pum Pum - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Dark red shadowed serif text

Dark red shadowed serif text reads "TURKS" above bold red italic text reading "ROLLERDROME

Matching white script below reads "Not" above "Judgment

proof that a desert city could make the impossible feel routine

flanked by red and blue stars

reading "SHHHH

How About Some Rum Pa Rum Pa Pum Pum - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Dark red shadowed serif textHiding a drink order inside a Christmas carol for seventy years is the longest con in holiday music history. Nobody questioned it until some guy in a Christmas sweater finally decoded the message and poured himself a glass. The Details: A vintage advertising style illustration depicts a smiling man in a red sweater with a green collar and Christmas tree motif, raising a glass of amber liquor. A green ribbon banner below reads "HOW ABOUT SOME RUM."