Lane Meyer K-12 Champion - Women's T-Shirt burgers Touring merch for a band

Touring merch for a band that only existed because three convicts needed gas money is peak accidental greatness

and a complete disregard for physics

Steel blue text reads "W

golden-yellow text reads "2520 HYLAN BOULEVARD" and "New Dorp

rows of sharp white teeth visible

Lane Meyer K-12 Champion - Women's T-Shirt burgers Touring merch for a bandBeating Roy Stalin on one ski is the kind of flex that only happens after dodging a relentless paperboy and surviving your mom's boiled bacon. Greendale's finest somehow became K 12 champion. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "LANE MEYER" above a distressed white illustration of a skier with poles, flanked by two stars, with "1985" to the right. Bold white block text reads "K 12 CHAMPION" above italic script